Get up late on Sunday morning and enjoy a leisurely breakfast. Chill for a while and take care of a few things around the house. [Thank goodness IBCB has a Sunday afternoon service.] Start getting the kids ready and begin thinking about leaving for worship. No rush — worship rarely starts on time.
Arrive just before greeting time and say “hello” to friends. Sing a few lines of worship songs, take time to be quiet during prayer time, listen to the message, and pass the offering bag. Chat with a few acquaintances after the benediction then go home. It’s done — “church” is over for the week.
If this is your idea or experience of “church” then